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Old 10-29-2009, 05:17 PM
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Mature: man and woman in nursing home

an old woman and man are sitting in a nursing home the old man says, hey, i bet you cant guess my age. The woman then says, pull down your pants. he does and she begins to feel around, grab, and fondle. she finishes. he says, SO? she then replies 89. he says how did u guess. She then said, you told me yesterday.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:48 PM
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:59 PM
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:16 PM
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:45 PM
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:48 PM
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next time ur in such a situation
make sure granny
takes her teeth out
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