Go Back   Novahq.net Forum > Off-Topic > Humor & Jokes
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 12-22-2005, 05:34 AM
Joke*her is offline Joke*her
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 39

Smile Jesus Is watching you.

(think this is an old one but it's funny....)



A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jump! ed out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his fl! ashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." !

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."...
__________________
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/JOKE*HER/jokehersolo.jpg[/IMG]

Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-22-2005, 09:55 AM
Lucky is offline Lucky
Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,705

lol....
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-22-2005, 12:53 PM
Hellfighter is offline Hellfighter
Hellfighter's Avatar
Chief ADFP

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: San Jose Calif 95111
Posts: 21,143

Send a message via ICQ to Hellfighter
lmfao good 1
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com
*Discord: Unknown77#7121
Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic]
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-22-2005, 01:47 PM
BADDOG is offline BADDOG
resigned

Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7,050

Biggrin

LMAO very good!!!!

Regards
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-24-2005, 07:32 AM
Joke*her is offline Joke*her
Registered User

Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 39

Oh one more thing,..... and Merry Christmas to all!
__________________
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/JOKE*HER/jokehersolo.jpg[/IMG]

Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-24-2005, 07:38 AM
NaughtyPerry is offline NaughtyPerry
Banned

Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,665

Merry Xmas, and Good 1
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 12-24-2005, 05:12 PM
Jeff is offline Jeff
Registered User

Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,602

Send a message via AIM to Jeff
lol good one.
__________________
Exit 13 - Web design and development.
My Blog - Read up on what i'm up to.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 12-24-2005, 09:17 PM
JonM is offline JonM
Registered User

Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,156

haha very good one! lol
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Santa Watching you Hellfighter Humor & Jokes 6 11-28-2009 05:17 PM
holy jesus! Mauser 98K General Chat 15 08-11-2006 09:12 PM
What are you watching? Chels General Chat 4 11-20-2005 10:34 AM
MLB - Anyone watching it?? DevilDog#1 General Chat 19 04-21-2005 01:58 PM
Jesus is watching you.. EvoL Humor & Jokes 2 09-21-2004 09:16 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:38 AM.




Powered by vBulletin®