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Old 07-14-2016, 04:12 AM
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eek Mature: The lesson learnt by Son from his mother

There was a boy named Jack. His father died one day. Sadness and loneliness was in his house after the expiration of his father. One day, when he was simply sitting in his room, thinking about the past, he suddenly heard some strange noises up the house. He sneaked to his mothers' room and saw her jacking off and moaning " I need a man. I need a man! ". Next day too he head to his mothers' room and saw her sleeping with a man in the bed.

Next Day, Jacks' mother hears strange noises from Jacks' room. She too stealthily opened the door slightly, and saw Jack jacking off and chattering " I need a bicycle..... I need a faaqin bicycle"
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Old 08-01-2016, 05:56 PM
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i want one of those Russian babes in hardcore henry
" The Movie esp the one he had his hands on...
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Old 08-01-2016, 09:41 PM
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Lol. It happens in the tv shows i didnt knew.
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Old 08-02-2016, 11:08 AM
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!WARNING!
These deeds are carried out by professional jack-offs...

Don't do this at home or you'll go blind!

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Old 08-03-2016, 11:47 PM
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Lol. Jack offs makes people blind? Hats off to your theory :-V
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Old 08-14-2016, 01:58 PM
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i have to wear a velcrow belt with my scrubs
@ work cause if my pant fall down
everyone will go Blind.....hehehehehhehhe...
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:23 PM
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Lmao. ::::::v
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Old 08-15-2016, 06:57 AM
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mature:
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a man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "you need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "why?" asks the man. "is it going to make me go blind?" the optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."
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