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Old 11-17-2004, 02:07 PM
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George W. Bush is speaking to a group of Elementary school children, and when he finishes, he asks if any of them have a question for him.

A few children ask stupid questions about what it's like to be the president, until a kid named Jimmy raises his hand. The president points to him and asks for his question.
Jimmy says,
"I've got three questions, Mr. Bush. Why is there a huge deficit, why are we in Iraq with no WMD's, and why won't you allow stem cell research?"

Just then, the recess bell rings, and the president says "I'll answer that after Recess"

So, they all go out and play, come in, and then ask the president more questions. A kid named Joey raises his hand and says,
"I've got five questions for you. Why is there a huge deficit, why are we in Iraq with no WMD's, why won't you allow stem cell research, why did we get out for recess 20 minutes early, and where the hell is Jimmy?"
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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man thats really old
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:46 PM
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I've heard that one before but I can't remember where Hmmmm....
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Old 11-22-2004, 08:20 PM
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jeez, thats the first time ive heard that joke and everyone else says its OLD. what the hell?
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Old 11-24-2004, 12:00 AM
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jeez, thats the first time ive heard that joke and everyone else says its OLD. what the hell?
Yeah me too...wtf?!? Am I really that out of touch with the world these days?
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