Guys, don't forget those holidays

[EDGE]

You guys can't forget the holiday's for your wives. Mothers day, your anniversary and valentine's day. Heres why:

A guy gets in trouble with his wife because he forgets to get her something on both their Anniversary and on Mother's Day. So, with Valentine's Day approaching, the wife angrily tells her husband "There had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat!". Well, on Valentine's Day morning, the wife wakes up and heads down into the kitchen. She looks out the window and sees that there is a tightly-sealed box sitting in the middle of the driveway. She heads out, picks it up, and brings it in. When she opens it up, she finds a brand-new, shiny, metallic . . . bathroom scale! Funeral services for the husband have been set for next Saturday.

[Mstenger404]

old but lol!

[.enfo.]

haha!