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Old 08-28-2005, 12:53 AM
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Biggrin A tough old Texan
A tough old Texas cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life,
the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.
He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great-grandchildren, 10
great-great-grand-children and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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Old 08-28-2005, 12:54 AM
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Old 08-28-2005, 05:39 AM
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LMAO excellent!!!!

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Old 08-28-2005, 11:28 AM
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Old 09-08-2005, 01:59 PM
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