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Old 07-15-2003, 09:04 AM
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Cool redneck humor

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"

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Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have
one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK.
Ummmmm...five?"


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An Alabamian came home and found his
house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"


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Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

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Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.
" The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"


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Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
Documentaries

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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas.
If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.




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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead.




I hope you enjoyed this redneck humor as much as I did.
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im not sure but i hered these three jokes b4 :\ funny tho
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:48 AM
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L I B M R Funny .. LOL

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Love 'em lol lol, keep them coming!

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Cool

you guys should stop by my site DF Alliance if ya like those im putting up new ones all the time
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oh hi batt i didnt realise it was u m8
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HE I LIVE IN NC. lol funny jokes tho!
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like this one cool a bet backward but hey if it works' use it right
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