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Old 07-15-2003, 09:00 AM
batt1071 is offline batt1071
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eek this is hilarious

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife
and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies.

They go to an undertaker who explains that they can
ship the body
home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can
bury her in the Holy Land for
only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker
asks,
"Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we
can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy
here and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance."
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:19 AM
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Lol, hates his mother-in-law
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:51 AM
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hahahahahaha I told my mother in law this joke and she was not amused........I owe your several million beers!!!!!

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Old 08-04-2003, 05:49 AM
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man what a way to go to keep mother inlaw out his life
lmfao nice one
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:24 PM
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lol

lol
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