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Old 10-29-2009, 04:00 PM
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Mature: Jelly Beans

One day in a classroom full of 1st graders, the teacher handed out jelly beans. So, being little kids, they tried to guess the flavor of each one by the color. There was a yellow one, where nobody could guess it, then, the teacher said, "It's what your parents call each other." A little girl spits it out and yells, "Oh my god! They're assholes!"


Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot

Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.

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