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Old 08-29-2007, 04:07 AM
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List of US Army Acronyms and Expressions

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...nd_expressions

Found this stuff pretty funny!

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Old 08-29-2007, 04:19 AM
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Don't know why you find that funny but ok
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:51 PM
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It's just funny to me lol, that's all.

BTW, there is some bad language in there as well. Forgot to put this in my first post.

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Old 08-29-2007, 04:13 PM
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i found theses one funny:

Battle-Rattle — combat gear

Brown Round — Drill Sergeant's hat

Catch Me F*** Me Glasses — Sleek-looking durable military glasses available through military specialty stores. The name comes from the Army term "high speed" for a good soldier; i.e. the soldier is so high speed you have to catch him to **** him. Also known as "**** me go faster" glasses.

Civvies — civilian clothing

C*** Cap — a garrison cap, due to its shape

Donkey D*** — slang for the flexible metal hose that fits in the 5 gallon metal fuel cans.

Fart Sack — a sleeping bag

Pig — an M-60 machine gun

S*** Hook - nickname given to CH-47 Chinook helicopters by some Army aviation soldiers

Buddy F***** — someone who does things that either intentionally or unintentionally get other soldiers harmed in some way.

D*** — Stands for Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer. Used more in basic training by Infantry Drill Sergeants at FT Benning.

Hemorrhoid — derogatory, an army truck driver

PowerPoint B**** — Military IT specialists who are forced to make PowerPoint slide shows for officers who believe that IT technicians are also secretaries.

Spoon or S*** Slinger – cook

Anal, cranial loopback — to have ones head up their ass. "rectal Cranial Inversion"

Chaff-ass- Refers to the chafing that occurs from the inner thighs. Caused by skin rubbing together and becoming irritated and slightly raw. Can advance into Monkey butt (see below)

well you get the picture on what i get thats funny, im tired of copying and pasting lol

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Old 08-30-2007, 02:52 AM
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use most of those everyday some I forgot were even acronyms.
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old officers in the service use to jump when some one says: frag him
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Old 08-30-2007, 03:10 AM
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Quote:
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Spoon or S*** Slinger – cook
That one was one of the ones I cracked up at lol. Imao... sh*t slinger!!!

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Old 09-15-2007, 09:01 PM
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ROFL i'm in ROTC at school, and i'm gonna start usin them round the SGM and see wat he says.

I was really laughin hard at FODA
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Old 09-17-2007, 02:28 AM
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good luck with officer school. Enlisted is still better
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