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Old 11-05-2005, 02:54 PM
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."
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Old 11-05-2005, 05:25 PM
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LOL.. WIFE!!
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Old 11-07-2005, 12:41 AM
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lol ...replace the word woman with the word Blonde and you will have the original
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Old 11-07-2005, 03:35 AM
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Lol good 1!!!!

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Old 11-07-2005, 03:06 PM
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haha wife
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