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Old 12-19-2005, 07:41 PM
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The lawyer and the poor

got this in an email

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
> along the road eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop
and
> he got out to investigate.
>
> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
> eat grass."
> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you." the
> lawyer said.
> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
> under that tree."
> "Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he
> stated, "You come with us also, and bring your family too"
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large
> as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to
> the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all
of
> us with you."
> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
> grass is almost a foot high."
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Old 12-19-2005, 07:50 PM
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lol..
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:45 AM
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lol messed up but funny
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Old 12-20-2005, 09:48 AM
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LMFAO very good!!!!

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