riddle me this?

[Mstenger404]

time, that has got 2 be it. no, time that burrys itself under hills!

[milk]

no ur wrong, its verry hard i must say

[Jeff]

It's a quote from The Hobbit i believe.


EDIT

Darkness

[milk]

yes yes verry good, now its vixxys turn to ruld the riddle me this 4 a while

[Jeff]

I need a riddle Vixxy, c'mon!

[Chels]

Q: Two boys fill out registration forms for summer camp. The registrar notices that they have the same parents, live at the same address, and have the same date of birth. The only difference is that one is named Stuart and the other is Samuel. The registrar says, "Are you twins?" They both answer promptly, "NO!" How could that be?

[Mstenger404]

divorced parents, remarried

[Steve]

tripletts and the other is not there

[Jeff]

Definitely triplets.

[Chels]

Originally posted by Steve
tripletts and the other is not there

MAYBE! Lol Yea

Next:

A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?

[Jeff]

He had hiccups.

[Mstenger404]

definetaly hiccups

[Chels]

Originally posted by Jeff
He had hiccups.

Next:

An elderly man gets up in the morning and shaves. He then puts on his glasses, and sees himself in the mirror. However, he sees himself with no glasses and a beard.

How come?

[Jeff]

He is reading The Daily Mirror and sees a picture of himself as he was 20 years earlier...

[Chels]

Originally posted by Jeff
He is reading The Daily Mirror and sees a picture of himself as he was 20 years earlier...

U so gotta quit looking these up on google man or i will stop posting

[Jeff]

Not google. I have about 3 riddle books, well my parents do. They bought them when i was younger cause they thought it'd be cool. I'll stop answering for a while anyway...

[Lakie]

Mr Smith, a regular public transport user has always complained about the complete disregard of timetables by the drivers of busses. This one particular day his complaint was quite legitimate.

Mr Smith boarded the 120 Bus to Springfield, a trip that should take one hour, the bus left on time but arrived 5 minutes late, however, Mr Smiths Watch was out and according to it the bus arrived three minutes early, he adjusted his watch forward three minutes accordingly.

During Mr Smith time at work during the day the watch kept perfect time, on his return journey home from work, again the bus left on time, aqccording to his watch for the scheduled 1 hour trip and arrived on time when he looked at the terminal clock when he disembarked the bus.

If the bus travelled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the terminal clock fast or slow, and by how much?

[Mstenger404]

way too hard... ughh no the clock is fine.

[Chels]

Originally posted by Mike
Mr Smith, a regular public transport user has always complained about the complete disregard of timetables by the drivers of busses. This one particular day his complaint was quite legitimate.

Mr Smith boarded the 120 Bus to Springfield, a trip that should take one hour, the bus left on time but arrived 5 minutes late, however, Mr Smiths Watch was out and according to it the bus arrived three minutes early, he adjusted his watch forward three minutes accordingly.

During Mr Smith time at work during the day the watch kept perfect time, on his return journey home from work, again the bus left on time, aqccording to his watch for the scheduled 1 hour trip and arrived on time when he looked at the terminal clock when he disembarked the bus.

If the bus travelled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the terminal clock fast or slow, and by how much?

Dunno

[Mstenger404]

no wait, the clock was broke then they fixed it while he was gone!