Two Gators

[bigsmellyfart]

Two alligators sat in the swamp near the Rideau canal in Ottawa.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said: "I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we were the
same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "what ya been eatin', Boy?"

"Politicians, same's you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where ya catch 'em?" "Down t'other side the swamp
near the parking'lot, by the parliament buildings." "Same here. Hmm.
How ya catchin'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of 'em's Lexus and wait for 'em to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the ****
out'em,and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see yer
problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See? By the time you
done shaking' the **** out of a politician, there ain't nothing' left but an
asshole and a briefcase!"

[Steve]

[Hellfighter]

omg lmfao

[BADDOG]

ROTFLMAO!!!! Excellent!!!!

Warm Regards

[EDGE]

Originally posted by BADDOG
ROTFLMAO!!!! Excellent!!!!

Warm Regards

[Lucky]

LOL!

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[Jeff]

Originally posted by Steve