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06-21-2005, 07:42 PM
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10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend
10. Come on, who's gonna find out? (lmao, that's a party pooper)
9. I promise you wont choke. (rofl, ah to be 15 again) 8. Can I get you in the pooper? (Who's gonna find out? hahaha) 7. Trust me, I'm a professional. (um, how many girls have you been with before me? dread it, heh) 6. Well, your sister likes it like that. (omg, *spewed beer*. There's a Red House over yonder.) 5. Wow look at the ass on her! (Make sure she's a fat ass, lmfao.) 4. Now why cant your boobs be that big? (just say because I wouldn't like'm that big, save face, heh.) 3. I gotta poop. (lmao, I've done it. Never really thought about it before. Maybe I am kinda nasty) 2. Oh you forgot to shave today too? (Head for the Mountains of Bush, lol.) 1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. (Trojan rulz,  )
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06-21-2005, 07:46 PM
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LmFao...Awesome!
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06-21-2005, 09:37 PM
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ROLF
nice one girl says: Hun your not getting any to night you can bit on that. guy replies: i have a spare on the side cya later.
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06-21-2005, 09:42 PM
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here's another: You'll never squeeze your ass into that !
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06-21-2005, 09:52 PM
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LOL!
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06-22-2005, 12:04 AM
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and scissor-lock! (help! )
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