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Old 09-14-2003, 01:50 PM
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Biggrin More dumb blondes...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

~ she called me to get my phone number.
~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
~ she tripped over a cordless phone.
~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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Old 09-15-2003, 03:04 AM
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Old 09-15-2003, 03:26 AM
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lol nice going there
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Old 09-15-2003, 12:32 PM
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LOL very good!
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Old 09-15-2003, 10:08 PM
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Old 09-16-2003, 09:16 AM
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HAHAHA love it!!!!
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