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Old 12-27-2008, 01:06 PM
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seeing eye dog get a new home

there was a seeing eye dog who owner pass away from old age and the Animal control came in and taken the dog!

they put the dog up for any one to adapt it, a family liven in the big city came and pickup the dog they fallen in love with this seeing eye dog.

one day they gone to the beach to have some fun, the mother call to her son to go get her purse out of the car and bring it to her. the dog heard this and started look every were to see if there was any purse around the area! next you know the seeing eye dog got all the people in the area! all their purse's he could find and bring them to the kids mother!

the police was calling on report gone out there was a train dog! who been train to steal people purse's.

the whole family was sent to jail over the weekend end.

Animal control dept they don't do back ground checks, if the animal is lovable it good for all!

family never known the dog they got was a seeing eye dog
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Old 12-27-2008, 01:27 PM
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seeing eye dog?
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Old 12-27-2008, 03:19 PM
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you never heard of a seeing eye dog?

seeing eye dogs are use to help disadvantage people who are blind or without site, there been dog who are train to help them get around and do many things, there even been some pigs who all so been train to help disadvantage who are ether blind or can't do things! as will do to their body are badly damage for many reason's animals help with their daily life and spirit up lifting.
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spelling errors!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-27-2008, 04:07 PM
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dag?

yea ... dag ...?

ohhh .. you mean dog .. yea ... i like dags .. i like caravans more ..
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were you see dag?
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were you see dag?

Cheater alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
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Old 12-27-2008, 07:12 PM
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we don't like to hear any one talking or flaming about cheaters in the forum j/k
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dag?

yea ... dag ...?

ohhh .. you mean dog .. yea ... i like dags .. i like caravans more ..
i ****in hate pikies!
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:32 PM
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lmfao
i hate them fairies too

we have a lot of swamp fairies down in Florida U.S nasty things they are!
we hate them so much we don't talk about them little guys at all. a close obscurity down here! always going around and pulling nasty tricks on other and they don't ware any cloths at all too. i have to say i never seen the female version of them swamp fairies they may found a way around that!

i do have to say watch your back side they love to sneak up on other and stick them with their pike really hard, one would swear it was a wasp that sting them badly. but not always the case you have to watchful for them down here
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