The Skin Graft

[bigsmellyfart]

Skin Graft
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There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the
husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because
she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his skin...

However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his
buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this,
because after all this was a very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than
she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted
and raved at her youthful beauty!

She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to
thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank
you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could
ever repay you!!!

He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough
every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your
cheek!!"

[Mstenger404]

lol, KISS MY ASS!

[milk]

LMFAO!