The Ever Gentlemean

[bigsmellyfart]

At Heathrow, a 300-foot long carpet is stretched out to Air
Force One and President Bush strides up to a warm but dignified
handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of
central London where they board an open 17th century coach
hitched to six magnificent, white, matching horses.

They ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and
waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets,
all is going well.

But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most
horrendous, earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic
flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda,
Tortola and the Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach.

Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do
their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen
decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush and explains,
"Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand
that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty,
please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you
hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the
horses...."
:h aha:

[Hellfighter]

lmao

nice one as ever

[atholon]

Nice

[MERMITE]

and here's me thinking the americans got rid of bush, now it's some other guy, from africa???


"M"

[grenadier501]

lol lol lol
nice one Bsf

[KU43]

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