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Old 05-22-2019, 01:35 PM
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Mature: God talking to Adam

MATURE:
God talking to Adam
God: Adam we need to start naming the birds.
God: (pointing to a bird)
Adam: TITS
God: LOL, ok but let's take this a little more seriously.
Adam: let's call it a Blue-footed boobies
God: Adam, you can't name all the birds after boobs!
Adam: (pointing at a rooster) Adam with a smile cock
God: I CAN SEE, THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG DAY!
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Old 05-24-2019, 04:59 AM
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Adam had a brother his name was ..." UP "
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ADAM had a little girl (nameless) ran off with Cain! they had a little boy name Fratricide child, later on little boy got older ask for another name for him was given "unknown"
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