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A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with
> million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey, be > careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a > fortune to repair“ > > Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it right through the window > of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, “I warned you to > watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much > that lousy drive is going to cost us.“ > > They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, “Come on in.“ > When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken > antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining > on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke the window?“ > > “Uh..., yeah, we're sure sorry about that,“ the husband replied. > > “Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a > genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that > you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each > one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.“ > > “Wow, that's great!“ the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted > out, “I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.“ > > “No problem“, said the genie, “You've got it. I have already put a million > dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do. And now you, young > lady, what do you want?“ the genie asked. > > “I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country > in the world.“ she said. > > “Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name,“ the genie said. > > “And now,“ the couple both asked in unison, “what's your wish, genie?“ > > “Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a > woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.“ > > The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now > have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?“ > > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you're right. > Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind.“ > > The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest > of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, > the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked “How old are you > and your husband? > > “Why, we're both 35“ she responded breathlessly. “You're kidding! > Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?“ |
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