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Old 03-05-2011, 10:42 AM
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cool story, bro.
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Old 03-05-2011, 01:01 PM
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ahahahhahahahahha hahahah ha ha haaahhahah good one!!

seriously dude, WTF?
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Old 03-05-2011, 02:11 PM
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@OP - better go and do some serious praying for forgivness, because the logical fallicy you posted in the first line is probably the funniest joke posted in Humor and Jokes in a long time, the time it took you to post that is time you should have been praying...
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:08 PM
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it's the kind of people like this that make people think that Christianity is one big joke...
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Old 03-05-2011, 05:34 PM
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wife of a man goes out to buy a butcher knife then use it for cooking, old butcher knife no longer any good.

the husband calls his wife to tell her he'll be very late coming home tonight

later a friends' of the wife calls to tell they be in a humor motel for this weekend and love to spend some time with her and her family, she tell them she coming over to see them soon that night! (her husband not coming home anytime soon anyways)

she get to the motel going to room 312 were her friends staying in, she walk pass one of many room and over hear her husband with some strange women in sexual bleats screaming all type of things! the wife heads home and for gets about her friends totally!

he grasp the butcher knife and lays in wait for her husband in bed acting like she asleep!

now is it the devil work for the butcher knife to been made or use in other manner then it was made for or is it god who OK? it to be use any manner at all!
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humor is blessing to use in any manner bad or good it counts on who reads it how they take it.

answer is if you cheat on your wife or girl friend! best be 100 miles from were she staying at!
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one Carpenter vs another! who made Jesus Christ cross he was put up on? some say Christ himself who made the cross and others say the roman army made it. is the wood being bad for being use this manner or was it the devil or god ok it?

i hope god ok it totally he use to save people souls, hate to think he was left up there for the devil delight?

only one god were have here it's Mermite! he the best we have here, 2nd place is devildog #1
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Hey john, thanks for the laugh, I forgot how funny trolling is.
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Old 03-06-2011, 06:54 PM
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There was this Priest , and a Rabbi and a Southern baptist preacher walking down the street ....

Btw, stop me if you've heard this before ....
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:34 PM
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How would this post go down in Australia...??????

I dunno mate!...but I'd side with Skinny on this......lol
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:36 PM
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I just heard the POPE has forgiven the Jews for killing Jesus, pity he didn't tell the Nazis
that 50 years ago....lol

Now thats a joke...................LOL
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Old 03-10-2011, 01:48 AM
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How would this post go down in Australia...??????

I dunno mate!...but I'd side with Skinny on this......lol
Don't forget the evil, Lindy and the Dingo jokes...!!!
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Old 03-26-2011, 05:27 AM
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Take a good look around. God has got to have a sense of humor.
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it's the kind of people like this that make people think that Christianity is one big joke...
and if jokes are evil...does that mean Christianity is evil? There's something for you to think about.
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:00 AM
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like black and white

you are a god, father, son and harry potter all roll up as one!
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:36 PM
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Really? I think it depends on the joke.
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Old 04-30-2011, 04:36 AM
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like black and white

you are a god, father, son and harry potter all roll up as one!
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Old 05-12-2011, 04:46 PM
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Yep ... laughter is from Satan ...

The Devil is laughting at us all now.

I think the Devil saw me fall down those stairs and is LHAO !

God help me !
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:53 PM
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you no Jesus never drove a car either... I here by declare that driving vehicles is satanic...

Why are ppl still bumping this thread? LOL
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:27 PM
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you no Jesus never drove a car either... I here by declare that driving vehicles is satanic...

Why are ppl still bumping this thread? LOL
Because the shear idea that Satan uses laughter to send us to Hell!

Americas' Funniest home videos (AFV) is Satan's tool !

And .. this thread is soooooo laughable !!!
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:35 AM
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Meh what the hell...
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Old 05-13-2011, 08:39 AM
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one who know what Satan does and act mostly are drinking buddy's

i mean pleasure of sin all like it but act like they know no then of it, deep inside they would love it with a devil as a partner. sinner with other sinner have more fun!

dance with the devil and will get burn faster
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