8 reasons computers are female
1. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
2. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
3. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
4. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
5. Miss a period and they go wild.
6. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
7. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
8. As soon as you commit to one you realise that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
Last edited by Arc1; 06-18-2004 at 10:20 AM.
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