15 things to do while waiting for your spouse in Wal-Mart

[Dragon-SC-]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in Housewares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[Hellfighter]

16.) fish dept (fresh meat/fish dept): ask for a starfish and ask to have it clean please, i'll be back in 5-10min to pick it up.

17.) pet dept: ask the clerk if you can have a mole rat please. if they don't have it in-stock can they order it for you.

18.) Delia dept: ask for a cold-cut utter with the works please.

19.) Meat Dept ask: them you need raw beef blood for your bloody marry drink. your lady like to have raw beef blood in it, need a container 2-pint of it please.

20.) (being a man) Lady's dress area ask the sale person: you like to have some tampons for your girls dress to match the style of dress she has on.

i use to work in public meat/fish dept as a cutter/butcher.

[BADDOG]

Lol lol I love them all!!!!


Regards

[ShArP]

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