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Old 08-01-2003, 05:13 PM
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Van Gogh Family Tree

THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE

After much careful research it has been discovered that the
artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother........................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt...............................Verti Gogh
His brother at the Bay of Pigs ............. No Gogh
His uncle the Israeli astronaut ............ Itza Gogh
His cousin who's a priest ................. Alter E. Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia..............U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white...Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois.......... ..........Chica Gogh
His magician Uncle...........................Where diddyGogh
His Mexican cousin...........................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half- brother...Green Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach ...........WellsfarGogh
The ballroom dancing aunt....................Tan Gogh
The birdlover uncle..........................Flamin Gogh
His nephew the psychoanalyst.................E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin......................Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking.........Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew.....................Po Gogh
A sister who loved disco.....................Go Gogh
And his niece who travels in a van...........Winnie Bay Gogh

She reports more VAN GOGH relatives have been found: They include:

The Australian cousin -- Ding Goh
The Jamaican cousin -- Mon Gogh
The American chiropractic granduncle -- Lumba Gogh
The long gone English cousin -- Bye Gogh
The snail-eating French cousin -- S. Car Gogh
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That's pretty good stuff.
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:56 AM
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lol very good m8!!!!
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:32 PM
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