Q & A Iraqi War Jokes

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Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?

A: DUCK!


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Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

A: You shout out, "B-52"


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The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that :

Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.

Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.


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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?


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Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?

A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!


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Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?

A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.


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Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund.


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Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?

A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.