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Old 06-18-2004, 09:23 AM
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9 reasons to believe computers are male

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

5. A better model is always just around the corner.

6. They look nice and shinny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

8. In order to get thier attention, you have to turn them on.

9. Just because it looks like it’s thinking, doesn’t mean it is.

These are so insulting lol oh well

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Old 06-18-2004, 09:29 AM
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LMFAO! lmao
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Old 06-18-2004, 09:29 AM
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lol yes sadley sometimes they are true =)

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Old 06-18-2004, 09:50 AM
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lol was 9 and 4 supposed to be repeated
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:05 AM
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Topic says 10 reasons, heading says 5 reasons......hmmm....like I have said before, there are three types of people in this world, those that can add and those that can't.
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:21 AM
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yayay all fixed eeeeghhh
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Old 06-18-2004, 12:04 PM
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lol stalker...............should be Female Blondes i dont want to think my computer is a male......sick
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:37 PM
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Old 06-19-2004, 04:03 AM
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LMAO good 1 bro!!!!

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