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Old 02-25-2005, 07:39 PM
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Bush and Rumsfield in a bar
Bush and Donal Rumsfeld were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Rumsfeld said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Rumsfeld turned to Bush and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:09 PM
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lol ... Pretty old one though
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Old 02-26-2005, 07:23 AM
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LMAO good 1!!!!


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Old 02-26-2005, 12:19 PM
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, harsh, but funny, not saying its true though
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Funny, but very unreal, lol.
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Old 02-27-2005, 02:42 AM
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LOL...!
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woot i got bigsmellyfart to laugh!!!
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