blonde Jokes

[RightSight/CoP/]

If you are offended by any of these jokes,don't take them seriously!!!! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
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How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
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What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence
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How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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just found a couple,thought you all would like them

[teej]

rofl

How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

[BADDOG]

Lol funny stuff bro!!!!

Regards

[bigsmellyfart]

best way too keep a blond busy m8 is to not let go of her Hair...!

[RightSight/CoP/]

lol and ty baddog

[Hellfighter]

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
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now i like that one ROF ROF

[DARKELF808]

haha good one

[EDGE]

lmfao