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Old 07-12-2005, 07:32 PM
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While she was "flying" down the road (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed
over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait....
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?".........

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded........

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"......

Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide.".........

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.........

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...".......................



Traffic Ticket.............................. $95.00...



Court Costs................................... $45.00...



The Look on Cop's Face............... PRICELESS...
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:37 PM
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LMAO! Gotta love the Cops. G1

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Old 07-12-2005, 07:47 PM
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lmao, great joke, i love it.

oh, and Welcome... you came in with a bang!
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Old 07-12-2005, 08:01 PM
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welcome one and welcome all
nice joke LMAFO
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Old 07-13-2005, 05:41 PM
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lol i got pulled over the other day, but my girlfriend was in the truck with me and we got out of the ticket
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Old 07-13-2005, 06:38 PM
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ah! corumba! lmao nice joke man.
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Old 07-13-2005, 07:02 PM
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only if someone actually had the balls to say that
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Old 07-13-2005, 07:10 PM
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Thanks for the welcome and glad you liked my "favorite" joke. This is a nice site you all have here.
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Old 07-13-2005, 07:30 PM
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Thanks for the welcome and glad you liked my "favorite" joke. This is a nice site you all have here.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:19 PM
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Ok, but....warning! I like SPAM !....

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i know some one from the service he would have said something in that line to a police officer in a heartbeat.

as a joke i love it hate to see some one really say it to a police officer they be in deep trouble. lol
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Old 07-16-2005, 05:18 AM
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HAHAHAHA excellent Mime and welcome to Nova HQ bro!!!!

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Old 07-16-2005, 09:45 AM
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lmao lmao lmao

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