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Old 10-12-2006, 02:29 AM
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The woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs,
a slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"


He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right
now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off
my appetite."


At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl
of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"


He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire
for food."


Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to
eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious
apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"


He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the
Viagra...I'm still not hungry."

Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving."

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Old 10-12-2006, 02:50 PM
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