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Old 04-30-2004, 04:49 AM
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Gay Umpire

What is a Gay Umpires favorite baseball phrase?

" Foul Ball "
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:17 AM
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No: Play-ball!!!

he's a Gayest Umpires "you can believe that one" thats what they like to do.

Foul ball all it says it no good
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Old 04-30-2004, 09:10 AM
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Gay umpires...what has this world come to?
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:23 AM
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its just a joke i dont know of any gay umpires but that doesnot rule them out.
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:24 AM
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it must have been during a Mud dive
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my goodness, and I thought I was weird
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Old 05-02-2004, 02:14 PM
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Old 05-02-2004, 05:35 PM
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I m not that way im a straight kind of guy , i just like to Say grose stuff to make people loose thier lunch
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Old 05-02-2004, 08:29 PM
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I don't get the joke "foul ball", "play ball" do lots of gay ppl in your country play baseball or am I missing something.

Baseball is a bit like a game called "rounders" thats played in my country and thats girls only, is that the joke.

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Old 05-02-2004, 10:13 PM
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dude you dont know how to read. the title of this thread is
Humor & Jokes. its just a joke i dont know of any gay umpires
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Old 05-02-2004, 10:56 PM
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I know the title, that's why I made the post because I couldn't see the joke - sorry I just don't understand it. Why would a gay umpires favorite phrase be foul ball, don't get it.
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i do know of 2-gay Impire not saying their name.

one is in NCY and the other one is in San jose Calif.

don't ask me how i know they are gay only they are.

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Old 06-01-2004, 04:22 PM
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well...i know a gay umpire....me father
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Old 06-01-2004, 06:28 PM
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OK nice to know about your apples in your tree.
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