mature: Army sniper

[MAJWIZ]

An Army Sniper goes to a rifle shop to buy a new high powered scope for his gun.
The manager takes one out and says: "son, this scope is so powerful, you can see my house 1000 yards up on that hill."
The sniper looks through the scope and laughs: "I see an naked man and a naked woman in your house."
The manager looks in the scope and gives 2 bullets to the sniper:"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off and the guy's dick off.
The sniper looks in the scope:" Well!! Seems like i can do that with only ONE SHOT."

[City Ace]

Lmao!

[bigsmellyfart]

hehehehehehheheheheeeehhehhhehehe....