E-Mail joke's, can you think of any?

[Hellfighter]

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH

You had better send this back!!!!
Good Luck!!
I hope it works...

May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

OK, this is what you have to do....
Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to send
this within 1 hour from when you open it!

Now..................Make A wish!!!!!!

I hope you made your wish! Now then, if you send to:
1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year
3 people --- 6 months
5 people --- 3 months
6 people --- 1 month
7 people --- 2 weeks
8 people --- 1 week
9 people --- 5 days
10 people --- 3 days
12 people --- 2 days
15 people --- 1 day
20 people --- 3 hours

If you delete this after you read it... you will have 1 year of bad luck! But... if you send it 2 of your friends . you will
automatically have 3 years of good luck!!!

[Stu]

First i was nervouse about it, but, it was time...
It was big and hard, a made it go up and down, it felt good... I Luv elavaters now!



Send that as an email!

[Hellfighter]

queen of England:
she like it really hard.
she like it really flashy.
she like to see it waving a lot.
she like to see it going up and going down a lot.
she like to seeing it being pull on a lot.
she like to pull on it to, but can't do it. not her place to do.
she like seeing it make's her heart is racing a lot for it.

seeing that big flag going up and going down. make's her feel good in her heart that she part of a great nation U.K.

By the way i am from the U.S.A, dose not mean i love her.
U.K been there seen it, and scotland to really nice people at lease the one's i seen.


bit you was thinking it was some type of sex joke sorry me to