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Old 07-28-2004, 08:34 AM
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Biggrin 60 Things Not to say to a Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
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Old 07-28-2004, 03:34 PM
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47. If you get me real drunk first.

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Old 07-29-2004, 07:51 AM
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lmfao
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:36 AM
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ah thats great lmfao !
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Old 07-29-2004, 12:59 PM
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yeh enfo now u no what not to say to your b/f lol
thx guys youve really helped him out of this situation
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Old 07-29-2004, 01:46 PM
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lmao man you have some funny crap man nice
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:21 PM
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wow a lot of that was direceted to the nether regions a lil to much
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:34 PM
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yeh enfo now u no what not to say to your b/f lol
thx guys youve really helped him out of this situation
or too your cell mate.
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:36 PM
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what r u implying u kebab? lol
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:40 PM
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biatch
ur mistaking me with yourself
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:41 PM
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hey how about both you be quiet ? Huh cant we get along





i will make peace in UX i will
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Old 07-29-2004, 05:01 PM
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try it
every member has tried
do u see peace yet ?
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Old 07-29-2004, 05:03 PM
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wait till we start playing BF then we will see
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Old 07-30-2004, 07:06 AM
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Lol lol very good !!!!

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