being on the good side of your wife is a blissing

[Hellfighter]

The morning after Darryl wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits
down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Darryl looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins
and notices a note on the table. It says, "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the
kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning
newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Darryl asks, "Son, what
happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home
after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into
the door." Confused, Darryl asks, "So, why is everything in order
and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son
replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone,
I'm married!"

A self-induced hangover -- $100
Broken furniture -- $200
Breakfast -- $10
Saying the right thing- - Priceless

[Scorpion101]

LMAO, excellent.

[Hellfighter]

my aunt send the e-mail to me so i share it with you all think it funny as hell to.

[charger]

lol