He Had Never Seen Her Naked

[score]

He Had Never Seen Her Naked

A man and a woman were dating.
She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that
he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow
driving habits.

"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game.
For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll remove one
piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60 off came the pants.
At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever
had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He
veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His
girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but
alas he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover
myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver.
Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear
her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him
out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies:
"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

[Stalker61]

LMAO Good one!

[Hellfighter]

OMG ROFLMFAO

[BADDOG]

LMAO bro good 1 !!!!

Regards

[Hellfighter]

i remember a guy who never seen his wife naked ether even after they got marry, they gone together for 3-4 years and not one time has he seen her naked not even in bed together, one day he need to use the bathroom the door was unlock he open it turns out his socall wife was really a man. you see there was a bit at a bar one night & that this man could not tell if a person was a man or a real women at all, it gone on to long and the man who won. the bit as taken it to the next step telling his buddy he bit he can get this fool to marry him they all made the bit and it did happen they got marry and he won the bit again, only now in the UK they have law will he's in deepdip trouble for this one.

[score]

Yeah that was in the news, I think I heard about it too.

[.enfo.]

Lmfao n1

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by score
Yeah that was in the news, I think I heard about it too.

yep your right i read it from a new's paper one day, thinking OMG how could he not know what a fool. my god he now taking it to court what they going to think of this guy (you jerk) you have no brain to think with. lol

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lmfao

[charger]

lol