Accident At Guinness

[bigsmellyfart]

Accident At Guinness

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when
Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was
an accident down at the Guinness brewery."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me.."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and
gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness
Stout and drowned."

Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did
he at least go quickly?"

"Well, no Brenda, no."

"No?"

"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

[Hellfighter]

omg a another beer lover lmao

[ShArP]

lmao n1