Stupidest

[atholon]

What is the stupidest (funny) thing you can remember doing?

[BADDOG]

I will have to think about that question and get back to you on that one bro!!!!

Regards

[Jeff]

Nothing, cause i'm not stupid .

Although i have coaxed buddies of mine to piss on electric fences.

[atholon]

Hahaha

I can think of something stupid my dad did. It is hard to think of something I did unless it was recent...I try to block those memories out .

[Lucky]

chewin on caps

and/or tellin my whole kindergarten class there is no such thing as santaclause

[Trojan]

Quick little story. When I was in the Marine Corps. I went through a 26 week training period where I became Special Operations Capable. Info: [here]

Anyways, after we came back to base after being at sea for a while and after training on land, two buddies from my Platoon and me went out to celebrate. We went to a local bar off base to reflect and relax.

The three of us got a stool at the bar and each ordered a beer. During our 4th round of beers, we got to thinking we do something wild. The bartender was brand new, we had never seen her before. She was a real good looking blonde and we were happy with out spots at the bar. Well anyways, I asked to see the rolodex of mixed drinks. I then turned to my buddies and asked who do think can out drink who. Then one of the guys said lets have a drink for every letter of the alphabet that has a drink mix in the rolodex. We all cheered and said lets do it. The fine bartender was thrilled with excitement. We all had good conversation between drinks, heh. After several awesomely strong drinks, I nick named her Flash because we had her so busy and she never let up. After several hours, we finally finished the rolodex and called a cab home. I left my truck in the Parking lot and pickled it up the next day. We since all three of us lasted all night, the deal became whoever puked last or never puked was the winner. So then, lol on the way home in the cab, my buddy from West Virginia had to roll the window down and he lost it. It was tough not to follow him but thankfully it was out the window. We made it back to base and headed for the barracks. The three of us headed up the stairs and then my buddy from Pennsylvania lost it over the guard rail. We all then helped each other to our rooms and crashed. I was the only one that did not get sick. So I was the Champ of the night. I'll never forget that. The next day, we had a weapons inspection and we were all still drunk until the following day, lmao. We could have died from alchohol poisoning but we made it just fine the next day. A couple buddies in my squad helped me get my SAW perfect for inspection and my squad leader who was mad just laughed. He later invited me to be in his wedding so he didn't think bad of me. I think that is one of the stupidest things I have ever done and I find humor in it. -troj

[SilentTrigger]

Licked the freezer and got stuck with my tongue. That I can think of now.

Or falling for a joke my old teacher had when he electrecuted me, it hurt like hell!

[EDGE]

i'll get back later today. gotta take some time to remember this stuff.

[atholon]

my parents came and picked me up when our van died on the way to a friend's house. This was up in a canyon so it was like an hour drive from our house.

On our way back my dad needed to fill up the gas tank. Anyway, he forgot to turn the car off. He filled almost the whole tank with gas before I came out of the store and noticed the car was on

[NaughtyPerry]

got caught when i was 8 with my pants down to girls lmao

[Dr. Bullet]

Originally posted by Erazor
got caught when i was 8 with my pants down to girls lmao

Classic

[Dr. Bullet]

It took me a while to remember this (I'd blocked it out), but this is a doozie.

I'd just bought a new dirtbike and was out at the track with a buddy. We were jumping the jumps and having a generally good time when we decided we needed to go get a drink and race each other back.

So he takes off and starts to go one direction, and I take a more direct route. The part of the track I tried to exit was cut off by one of those wire fence things (wooden posts with a single wire to keep people back).

I'm flying towards the truck, and all of a sudden, here's this fence, and I think "O sh*t". It was too late to slam on the brakes, so I gave it even more gas, hoping I could just break the wire.

Instead of breaking when it went up under my front fender, it stretched like a sling shot and threw me backwards. Needless to say, my buddy was laughing like crazy.

[atholon]

HAHAHA, that must have hurt.

[Jeff]

More like a great acheivement.

[atholon]

BB/MIKE is going to be Austrailia's John Lenin

[BADDOG]

You mean John Lennon?

Regards

[atholon]

- Maybe, what's it to you

[Lakie]

You mean like in the fact ill be shot by the CIA to shut me up

[atholon]

heck yes!

[BADDOG]

They won't get you Mike all the years of dodging bullets in games will make you impossible to hit lol!!!!

Warm Regards