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Old 05-02-2009, 08:59 AM
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Wink Two dwarfs


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls'
and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the
next room, he hears his friend shouting cries of..
'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE UGH...
Here I come again! ONE,TWO, THREE, UGH!'
Here I come again.............
This went on all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go?'

The first mutters, 'It was embarrassing. I couldn't get an erection.'

The second dwarf shook his head. ''You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed.'
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Old 05-02-2009, 11:09 AM
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Old 05-02-2009, 12:24 PM
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hah good one ;P
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Old 05-02-2009, 06:44 PM
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Old 05-03-2009, 12:59 AM
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oh...man 2 much vodka 2night......& weller 107 or wuz it 11856352494846423....
woa... what wuz that..oh it was the monitor...aaaaaahhhhya what was dat ...ohhhhh.... that iz da bedroooommdoooore...
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Old 05-03-2009, 01:40 AM
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omg love it totally
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