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Old 02-09-2007, 10:32 PM
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lease a husband for two to six year

*if your lease husband is up you can trade the husband in for a new model.

*a older model you can pay for coverage for them if they die on you. $$$$

*your husband gone you can report to the police dept report the item has been stolen.
(another women has him she be in the jail house for having stolen items in her hands)

*if you are not happy 100% with the husband you leased, you may get your money back or exchange him for a newer model there is catch before the 90days up to trade in the lease husband. very state to state. calif and Washington Dc these state not cover.

*if by chance your leased husband turn out to be a female you may return them ASAP get a full refund on the other hand if you like to keep them you may get a 80% refund anyways but we will from that end the contract with you.

*if you like to lease a wife but not a husband we feel should tell we don't sell or lease out wife! you will need to look around on the internet a good place to start would be use google search site there find many things as you like.

*all lease have been back ground check by the HLD dept Human Lease Dept.Com.US

address is: HLD (male homless-relocation Dept San jose)
widerapper Street, Nw, Snow Dr, San Jose, Calif, 95111
if you looking to lease a husband please call:
1-904-772-6489 Ex: 8956
ask for jerry Stonehead
we are open M-F 9am-10pm western time zone U.S

all lease are good for 2-6yrs were they be recyle for land fill afterwards. we always have new model on hand for trade in.
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Old 02-10-2007, 08:02 AM
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lmao! sounds like anna nicole smith wouldnt hesitate on this offer.
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