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Avoid killing yourself by allowing blue A.I to go first, else you get caught in crossfire
Avoid arguments with the Mrs.by a using coffee cup, or better an empty beer can
For high blood pressure sufferers: Ensure Player respawn is enabled
To prevent snoozing during boring play, include your favourite music as a .wav in the .wac
If you have a bad cough, whisky and lots of it, see the increase in your kill rate
You only need two tools in life - Your monitor, big as you can afford, and a 32 button mouse
If you can't fix it with a Bullet, then nuke it
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