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my friend had the closest call of his life a few years ago.
ok, so my one friend, let's call him Joe, was having a birthday party a few years ago. One of my other friends, lets call him Jeff, saw a sword hanging on the wall (he's the dumbass of the group) he grabs it and swings it around, but, the blade came out, and went flying across the room, right at my third friend (called John, here anyways), he ducked just in time and the blade stuck right into the wall, he woulda died cuz it was going towards his head...scary s***
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton
"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot
Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.
R.I.P Murphy 
September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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