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A blonde was sitting at a bar when a short guy walks up to her.
"Hi," he says. "I'm a leprechaun and I'm going to grant three wishes for you."
"OK says the blonde. For my first wish I'd like a million dollars."
"Done! It's in the bank." says the Leprechaun
"For my second wish I'd like a fancy apartment."
"Done! It's down the the road" says the Leprechaun
"For my 3rd wish I want a boyfriend who looks like a Greek God!"
"Done! He'll be here after you grant me a small favor for everything I've given you." says the Leprechaun
"OK. What did you have in mind?" the blonde asks.
"I think you know what would be a fair trade." says the Leprechaun
Agreeing the blonde accommodates him.
Afterwards, the blonde asks "So where is my Greek God?"
He replies, "You mean after all that, you still believe in leprechauns?"
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