Reply and I will give you an official nickname.
By replying you agree to the following terms:
1. I will not file a lawsuit against the comical genius, Cardiac, if I am offended by my nickname.
2. I will not return the favor of giving Cardiac an ignorant nickname.
3. I will not be angry if anyone calls me by my nickname.
4. I agree to punch the NHQ admins in the face if I ever see them in person, along with Spazz.