I think you have to go on a Yogurt diet
The bactaria, in your guts and intestines may have 'unbalanced' your MBo. hence constant flatuence
methane degassing bactaria may have invaded your lower bowels
and hence the social stigma attached .....lol
caused by too much beer, pizza, acid foods or just living of RTE's since you left the DoD
Or worse an ULCER may be FESTERING,
good luck
"M"
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