[Baldo_the_Don]

Addendum:

10a. The .22 might be fun for a while, but the old .44 will, without doubt, be more effective at pertinent applications.

9a. Just beware of crossing state lines!

8a. Remember to wipe your fingerprints off it before turning it back over to them.

7a. Your primary will still support you, even if you decide you want a shotgun.

6a. Might not even mind recycled brass!

6b. Do not throw your empty handgun at a target. That is stupid.

5a. And won't complain about your messy sock drawer or what's in it.

4a. And malfunctions are preventable.

3a. And as long as your grip is comfortable and secure, girth is no issue.

2a. As long as you clean up after yourself! (See point 4a.)

And the most important addendum is:

1a. 'Silencers' are a Hollywood myth, anyway. Suppressors are real, they are not as silencing as Hollywood thinks they are, and honestly should be as mandatory as hearing protection is in sport shooting.

1b. A morbid joke about handguns being woman silencers occurred to everyone that read #1, and that's too f***ed up to be funny.

1c. Some women are kinky. Talk to her about a 'silencer,' she may surprise you!