For any new fathers you can realy mess with the wife with ketchup and a baby doll.. put a good glob of ketchup on the dolls face and call the wife into the room. when she comes in start punching the doll a few times in the ketchup covered face. then get a big grin on and look at her... if you live to see the next day you didnt do it right.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. -George Carlin
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