Gazing at the toilet bowl,
Resisting the urge to howl.
Squirmin' in front of the mirror,
I wanna whelp, whelp, whelp,
Whelp away from me.
I wanna whelp, whelp, whelp,
Whelp away from my own sanity.
Starin' at an empty void,
Waiting for Christmas to come.
I wanna whelp away from myself.
Ooh, help, help, I'm gonna whelp, whelp.
Whelp away from my own sanity.
-Sgt. Squirmitz's Lonely Poopers Club Band
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~Semper Stupidus~
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