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a joke
a guy walks into a bar and sits down at the bar and orders a drink. a few drinks later he puts this little bag up on the counter and continues to drink. the bartender starts to wonder what it is and asks the guy, "whats in the bag?". the guy opens up the bag and takes out a little 12 inch man and a piano and the little guy starts playing away. the bartender is amazed and asks, "he man where on earth did you get that?" the guy says, " i found this lamp and i rubbed it and a genie came out and gave me a wish" the bartender tells the guy, "hey ill give you my bar right now for that lamp of yours"
the guy thinks about it and says ok. so the bartender rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and grants him 1 wish. the bartender says, " i want a million bucks."
POOF! the whole bar is filled with a million ducks. the bartender looks puzzled and says, "hey i wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" the guy at the bar says, " do you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
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